Topic: Hilarious Book Titles
I had fun listing 10 books for this week’s Top Ten Tuesday. I haven’t read any of these books and I will never ever read them. Goodness gracious, how do authors decide on such names? Really!!
I have written a one-liner below each book title. I hope you enjoy my ‘opinions’ on judging a book by its title. 😉
#1: Toilet Paper Origami
“Delight your guests with fancy folds and simple surface embellishments.” Well, if you do not clean the toilet properly, your guests will find the ‘surface embellishments’ delightfully gross.
#2: Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power
Is this book better than Joseph Murphy’s Power of Your Subconscious Mind? I mean, if you read Power of your Subconscious Mind, you can certainly use mind power for all kinds of enlargements, constrictions and stuff, right?
Also, ‘How to use the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts” – does this mean the first 10% was spent in coming up with the book title? 😛
#3: Still Stripping after 25 years
“Still Stripping” is a collection of 12 quilt patterns, some traditional, some contemporary.
Disappointed, eh? 😉
#4: Eating People is Wrong
Yes, red meat is bad for health.
#5: How to Raise your IQ by Eating Gifted Children
I thought we had already discussed that Eating People is Wrong!
#6: Everything I know about Women, I learned from my Tractor
Sequel #1: I married my tractor and we are now proud parents to 10 lawn movers.
#Sequel #2: I divorced my wife (the tractor) due to incorrigible break fails.
#7: How you are like Shampoo
Anti-hairfall, anti-dandruff or frizz-control?
#8: How to Avoid Huge Ships
Simple. Don’t go near them!
#9: How to Good-bye Depression
Okay, nothing funny about the title. But have a look at the tag line. “If you constrict anus 100 times everyday…”
Constrict what now? If you are interested (not in constricting anus, but in reading the reviews), have a look at some of the interesting things that people (who probably read the book and found the constrictions useful) say about this book.
#10: You’re Sharp Enough to Be Your Own Surgeon
Yes!!! I am so sharp that not only am I my own surgeon but I can cut through diamonds, planets, universe… you name it, I cut it!